*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country
umm, it’s a free country
demon:: i possessed you
me:: get the fuck out
demon:: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me:: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know