Why hello there world, I suppose I should introduce myself to you seeing as you are here, I will try to make this as short as possible. I have been on this earth for 19 long years, currently taken by the most wonderful man and I've never been happier, I stand 173cm from the ground which I trip over on a regular occasion. Feel free to stalk more on my Instagram

You, My Everything.

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*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country

umm, it’s a free country

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demon:: i possessed you

me:: get the fuck out

demon:: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me:: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit




yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.


I literally texted my wife when this came on and was like “wow adventure time just described our society in like 5 seconds?”

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Angry, and half in love with you, and tremendously sorry, I turned away. F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via wordsnquotes)

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some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

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